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Jul 15, 2014 / 616,040 notes

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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Jul 15, 2014 / 111,136 notes

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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Jul 15, 2014 / 252,921 notes

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

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Jul 15, 2014 / 66,948 notes

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

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Jul 15, 2014 / 416,359 notes

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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Jul 15, 2014 / 492,456 notes

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

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fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
Jul 15, 2014 / 219,524 notes

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

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